I was watching some wedding shows on TV today and have figured out why it is I'm still single. Apparently, men only want to spend the rest of their lives with crazy, insane, hell spawns who think the world revolves around them. I guess having a trophy on their arm is more important than having a pair of balls between their legs. The more I watched, the angrier I became as all these women could say was 'ME, ME,ME,ME,ME'.
At one point, one bridezilla in question put a hammer through a wall several times because her fiance asked her to help him paint their bathroom to save money since she was spending it all on their wedding. She squealed and whined like the ungrateful pig she was then destroyed the bathroom wall and had the nerve to say 'she lost her temper a little.' If I were him, that hammer would have went straight through her skull, but instead, he said 'yes dear, anything you want dear' and married the dumb cunt. I give them 6 months, and that is being generous.
It is truly no surprise that relationships don't last more than a couple of years at most. If the only thing people are focusing on with their wedding day is all the material bullshite, then how can they expect to last a lifetime together. I mean seriously, a wedding should be about the celebration of a couples love and the uniting of their lives, instead it's about cakes, decor, wedding dresses, and other irrelevant things.
We truly live in a sad day and age.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
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